Barbie Joins America's Next Top Model

I remember walking along Toy Kingdom the other week and stumbled across these AMAZING likenesses of BARBIE!

Now, I know what you're thinking, "Aysus, kabadingan na naman ito ng Palakang Petot," but wait! There's more!

We're not talking about the dolls your sister or your neice is playing... nah-ah... not even those fully poseable Barbie Dolls you can do 100 poses, (even those raunchy ones!) We are talking High fashion, fully detailed mini mannequins!

I've seen this, people her face is no longer the generic, recognizable face you'd see as Barbie. Yes, her face has changed over the years, depending on how we see beauty, but you KNOW it's Barbie... Well, this time, people she's looking more realistic on this dolls... 

These don't even look like toys anymore.  These are mini mannequins! The're not fully poseable as Barbie had become over the years. These flaunt a single pose you can modify a bit. These are, what I thought,  professional, supermodel poses.

It's like Barbie and her friends decided to join ANTM. These dolls are sleek, mean and SEXY.

35 Things I Learned on My Birthday

Today is my birthday. I was hoping to get on some deserted island, watch the sunset, camp out in the beach, and hit on an epiphany.

But nope. I got stuck at home. My mom and my sister left for baguio, and I dont have anywhere to go. It was bad for the first 2 days of my supposed vacation. So Bad. Where were all my friends?

Sa 35 years ko sa Earth (Oo, kaya nawawalan na ako ng pag asa sa Love. Bibihira pumapatol sa mga mid-30s) eto mga natutunan ko bilang froglet:

1. Hindi lahat ng magaganda ang kalooban, Maganda rin ang kaanyuan. Likewise, marami ring maganda ang kaanyuan, ngunit bulok ang kaluluwa. Bihira ang mga katulad nating pinagpala na sa anyo, pinagpala na rin sa kalooban. CHOS!

2. Kahit mga lumba-lumba, at mga tambay, patapon ang mga buhay, may karapatan ding maging choosy at mang-reject ng mga magaganda, matatangkad at matatalino. (Loss nila, pero who cares, sino ba sila?)

Kakaibang Katol

Nag outing ang team namin nung isang araw.

Plastado ako'ng nahiga ng kama kahapon pagkagaling sa Muning Buhangin, Batangas. Pagod ako pero masaya. Ang tulog lamang na nagawa ko ay nung nasa sasakyan na ako pauwi'ng Bulacan. Sinimulan ko'ng isulat itong blog entry na ito, pero nakatulugan ko din. Paggising ko, hindi ko pala naisara ang facebook ko at twitter, sandamakmak na "gising ka pa ba?" at "Nasaan ka na?" ang natanggap ko.

Masaya. Sobrang saya ng grupo'ng ito. Gabi pa lamang ng abente-dos ay maingay na kami sa sasakyan habang papunta sa Batangas. Napag usapan ang kakaibang kulit ng kasamahan naming si Paolo. Biro ko nga, KAKAIBANG KATOL ang tinitira ng taong ito.

Sample ng kakaibang katol na gamit ni Paolo. Siya yung naka pula.

Matagal ko nang na witness ang kakaibang katol na ito. Pitong taon na ang nakakalipas, kasama ko din si Pao sa ibang kumpanya.

Kissabella Rossellini

Ang sabi nila, sagrado daw ang halik.

May mga kilala ako, na ok lang makipag one night stand, sige, sex with someone new. Pero they kiss only kapag mahal na nila. May kilala ako na nagkuwento sa akin na nakipag meet up siya kahit may jowa na siya. "In an Open Relationship" ang status nila. Pwede siya makipag date, makipag chorvahan.

Best Kisser I had was an ex of mine  named \Joseph.

"But my kisses are only for my BF," sabi niya.

Inisip ko yun ng matagal. Naging palaisipan sa akin yun nang bonggang bongga. Naranasan na ba ninyo na nakipag one night stand kayo sa isang lalaki na ayaw humalik, pero tutuwad, luluhod at tataob para sa inyo?

Kaloka hindi ba?

Ano'ng kapangyarihan ng mga halik at napakahalaga nila, mas mahalaga pa sa sexual attachment? It's true, you can fuck someone and never kiss him. You can be joine together in the most intimate of fashions, but never share a kiss.

May isang nagparinig sa akin minsan na kaaway, (oo kilala na ninyo siya) "Hindi mo pwedeng halikan ang isang taong hindi mo mahal.."

I agree.

Sa halik man lamang, maiwan ang kasagraduhan ng isang relasyon, hindi man makuhang maging tapat sa ibang bagay. Ika nga sa isang napakaluma ngunit napakagandang kanta: (Kung saan hango sa pelikula ng nanay ng babaeng pinagkunan ng titulo ng blog na ito --galing ko no?) 

"You must remember this, a kiss is still a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh... The fundamental things apply, as time goes by..."


Anong magic ba meron ang halik at kadalasan

Blind Items.

Uso sa trabaho yang mga blind items na iyan. Nakakalimutan natin ang hirap ng trabaho natin para manghula sino sa mga kasamahan natin ang may chorva, sino ang pumalpak, sino ang gumawa ng kahihiyan.

Mapapatigil talaga ang mundo mo kapag nakakita ka ng blind item. Marami na itong napakain na reporter, at marami na siyang sinirang mga buhay, karera at pakikipagkaibigan...

Napakahilig sa Chismis ng mga pilipino. Nakakainis na minsan. At hindi totoong mga bakla ang palaging chismoso, o mga babae. Mas grabe makapagchismis ng mga TNL... Mga Tunay na Lalaki. Asyus... Mas malala pa mag chismis yang mga yan.

Ehemplo:

Sino itong blogger na ito na depress-depressan ang drama sa facebook at nag stage ng mala world war 3 na away, upang makahuthot ng mega blockbuster na jowa-jowaan para

Kuneho Time

This year, It's ME time. I've lived my life walking over peanut shells. It's high time I stop caring if I break some shells and MAKE SOME NOISE!

Ang taon ng KUNEHO ay taon ng KALANDIAN.

Mabuhay ang KALIBUGAN ng mga kuneho!

This morning nabanggit sa akin ng isang kaibigan ko, si Vince Galang (Oo, follow ninyo siya sa Facebook, cute na daddy-type yan) at naitanong ko sa kanya kung bakit ako iniiwan na lang? O bakit sa 3 taon na naka online ako, o kahit sa mga pinupuntahan ko, sa work, sa church, sa kung anik anik na social gatherings, WALANG NANGAHAS na CHORVAHIN ako?

Ang nasagot na lamang ni Vince, "Alam mo yan. Ayaw mo lang tanggapin kung bakit. It will hit you sooner or later kung bakit." (well, something like that.)

Ewan ko kung may sa dilang anghel ang mama na ito, pero

My Drawings Kept Me Sane

What else would you do? The last person you trusted played mind games on you, talked on your back and threw countless hurtful words? No friends, stressful home, stressful work... I have my pen, markers and charcoals to provide me the freedom of expression I needed. I was drawing since I was 3.

Where else would I have gone to?

Here, in my own personally crafted universe. No iPhones, no iPads, no Macbooks. No callers. No fat bipolar mind-playing boys who claim they are helpless but uses you as pawn...

Away from you! I will begin with a line from top to bottom...

Master of the Universe.

He-Man is just about the gayest 80's superhero I could remember from my childhood. I just love him to bits. It was only recently that I recall telling a friend if he didn't notice anything odd about He-Man's intro at the start of each episode. If you do not recall what he says at the beginning of each program here it is.

"I am Adam, Prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull. This is Cringer, my "fearless" friend. Fabulous, secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, "By the Power of Grayskull!....I HAVE THE POWER! Only three others share this secret: our friends the Sorceress, Man-at Arms, and Orko. Together we defend Castle Greyskull against the evil forces of Skeletor."

Please click here to watch what he says.

And if that isn't gay enough, Adam is so wearing a blonde applecut, and has never once flirted with Teela. Maybe it was just the era. Maybe they never thought it would catch on that knee-high leather boots laced with fur was going to be so uber fabulous someday. Or that Lady gaga was going to grow up like that.

He-Man possibly would have inspired Lady Gaga growing up anyway. Hearing