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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

You Are NEVER Gonna Break My Rule NOW

The rule is:

NEVER TELL YOUR CRUSH.

EVER.

Or else you shall add up to the pile of corpse admirations, a heaping pile of decayiing infatuations equalling itself to the massive pile of corpses in Holocaust stricken Europe.

O the mass grave in Maguindanao.

Never EVER admit on havimng a crush on a person unless it is OVER. EVER.

You shall be rejected, and beaten, and hurt and you shall always be tagged as the LOSING PARTY.

Instead, when you do have a crush, act normally. Insult the 'ol bloke once in a while, miss him secretly, or never, even. NEVER LET THEM CATCH YOU STARING AT THEM, you IDIOT.

EVER.

Especially if you're singkle like me and doesnt get dates or never gets lucky. You might think, sure why not, lets give it a go.

XXX
NO.
NEIN.
NON.
HUWAAAG.

Suicide, dude.
Never tell your crush you even remotely like him. It's like giving your enemy the dagger and marking your chest with an X.

Never, ever... Ever.

Especially a while ago. I hated myself  when I posted that I like you thing. FUCK.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Don't tell me it's never been tried and tested. Ask these people:

















Some of these guys have already deleted me, or Ive deleted them because it was becoming too fucking embarrassing. Or they may have deleted me thinking i was going to ruin theior prfect little love affairs. And I thought I was insecure. (does NOT apply to everyone in the photo list.)

Never tell them you like them, because it's an open invitation for them to reject you! Hell, no. Crshing is supposed to be free and non-intrusive. Them KNOWING is AGAINST THE RULE.

LOOK BUT DONT TOUCH. Hell no.

And you can';t tell me I can't say the word FUCK, because it's all the FUCKING  I EVER GET!

2 comments:

Raiden Shuriken said...

either you are falling for the wrong guys or you really dont know them, is why.

Unknown said...

May nagsabi sa akin nakakatakot daw ako. nakakatakot daw itsura ko.

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